Shup.

Remember how Morrissey, Ian Curtis, Sid Viscous and David Bowie revolutionised music? Remember the way that music shaped the clothes we wore, be it the smart and suave look of the Mods, or the Malcolm Mclaren shaped rips in your punk trousers? Can you recount the amount of illegal raves that were fueled by the insertion of ecstasy into a colorful, neon music movement?

If your answer to the above is no, then there is no need to fret, as a new age of music dawns, along with it’s very own higher-being Messiah. Like our one and only Jesus, this man has many “haters”, but defies them by spreading his message (and his music) in every crevice and cranny he can find. Instead of speaking to his followers from the mount though, he finds his soapbox within the confides of magazine publications and the vast arena that is social networking.

This man, is no mere mortal man. He is in fact not even human at all. His name is Squirellex and he is the half-brother of infamous dubstep manufacturer Skrillex. Well we assume half brother, as he is in fact a squirrel, and it is inconceivable enough that he is related to Skrillex, let alone the fact that he came from the same set of parents.

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